I'm always scared when I see the telephone or Internet vans on our street, because it usually means someone is having trouble and all hell may break loose (read: temporary loss of Internet connectivity for me).
The worst omen is when the guy arrives and starts climbing the pole in our driveway, as he is here.
* * *OLD STORY* * *
ANIL: Check it out! There's an owl on that roof over there!
CHINESE ROOMMATE: What?
ANIL: An owl, on that roof, right there!
CHINESE ROOMMATE: [ moaning sound ] Oh—very bad luck! Just answer this, have you ever seen an owl land on our roof? Is it possible that it has landed on our roof?
ANIL: Uh, sure, I suppose it's possible.
CHINESE ROOMMATE: OOOO!
The worst omen is when the guy arrives and starts climbing the pole in our driveway, as he is here.
* * *OLD STORY* * *
ANIL: Check it out! There's an owl on that roof over there!
CHINESE ROOMMATE: What?
ANIL: An owl, on that roof, right there!
CHINESE ROOMMATE: [ moaning sound ] Oh—very bad luck! Just answer this, have you ever seen an owl land on our roof? Is it possible that it has landed on our roof?
ANIL: Uh, sure, I suppose it's possible.
CHINESE ROOMMATE: OOOO!
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