1. Move to New Zealand
2. Have an abiding, irrational faith in the collective wisdom of the good people of the United States.
3. Watch more Fox News.
4. Recall Clinton's disappointing final four years. Project negative images onto Kerry.
5. Withdraw from worldly concerns, ignoring the trouble. Eat good, organic vegetables. Study Buddhism.
6. Baseball.
7. Mathematics.
8. Physics.
9. Cancel subscription to New York Times.
10. Cancel subscription to The Nation.