"Recall that the difficulty with most writers is that they don't think it's necessary to let their readers know how to read their stories in the first place, so I'm doing that now, as a matter of responsibility...I'd like to say that while I've tried to follow the principles of the main character in this story as much as I can, I've not always been able to do so. But this story does express values which one hopes will be inherited by one's children, and so you could let your new baby hear this story when he's old enough, and hope for the best."

David Klarner, from his introduction to The Pig Who Would Fuck Anything.