prison break

Four Escape From Jersey Village Federal Correctional Institution

By Katherine Smith
Context Free Press Writer

Jersey Village, TX --- Four convicted felons, including a former police officer being held on suspicion of felony murder, forced their way out of police custody two days ago by squeezing their bodies through a ceiling vent and then making a getaway after jumping off a twenty-foot security wall, an FBI investigator said today.

Sheriff James Jones identified the escapees as William Duff, 26; Darren Gonzales, 26; Robert Calabro, 19; and Steven Pafford, 24.

"We're reviewing our processes to see how this could have happened," Jones said. "Someone like Steven Pafford is not the kind of person you want to have roaming the streets like this. The evidence against two of these guys shows they're willing to risk other people's lives."
What is this thing?
I don`t care, just do it again.