Three Escape From Gasconade State Prison
By Henry Langner
Context Free Press Writer
Gasconade, MO --- Three inmates, including one man scheduled for release just two weeks later, freed themselves from police custody near lunchtime by breaking through a ceiling and an inner wall and then fleeing through an entrance for prison delivery vans, an FBI investigator announced today.
Sheriff Otis Garbe said the escapees were Albert Medina, 22; Roger Ormsby, 30; and Alex Robinson, 26.
"We'll track them down, you can count on that," Garbe said. "This could be a bad one. Albert Medina cannot be trusted in any way, shape, or form. Why do people do this? We'll capture them, mark my words."
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