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Four Escape From Randleman Federal Prison

By John Harris
Context Free Press Writer

Randleman, NC --- Four convicted criminals freed themselves from police custody near lunchtime by forcing open two locks using a makeshift pry bar and then fleeing in an official vehicle bearing prison insignias, police spokesmen revealed today.

The commandeered vehicle used in the escape was found abandoned several miles from the prison.

The tools used in the escape were found discarded about one mile from the prison.

Sheriff Jason Senno identified the escapees as Joe Patterson, 25; William Sherrod, 22; Gary Jordan, 27; and Chad Landis, 23.

"We're doing our best to track them down," Senno said. "A prisoner such as Joe Patterson is not going to hesitate to harm people who get in his way. Why do people do this? We'll capture them, mark my words."
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