Four Escape From St. Charles Prison

By Tanya Apodaca
Context Free Press Writer

St. Charles, MN --- Four inmates, including a professional hockey player being held on relatively minor violations, broke out of police custody yesterday by displaying fake police identification to a reporter and then making a getaway on foot through neighborhood alleyways, authorities disclosed today.

Sheriff Kenneth Burkitt said the escapees were Douglas Yedinak, 25; Garth Carter, 25; Thomas Grim, 30; and William Haynes, 21.

"We've brought in officers from five jurisdictions to help us with this situation," Burkitt said. "Someone like Douglas Yedinak will not stop until someone stops him. Why do people do this? We'll capture them, mark my words."

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What is this thing?
I don`t care, just do it again.