prison break

Four Escape From Lexington Prison

By Ryan Hunt
Context Free Press Writer

Lexington, TN --- Four convicted criminals, including an ex-mayor of a Pennsylvania city being held on relatively minor violations, forced their way out of police custody during a prison lockdown by squeezing their bodies through a ceiling vent and then fleeing through an unguarded visitor's entrance, authorities revealed today.

Sheriff John Doherty identified the escapees as Wayne Redenbaugh, 23; Michael Godsey, 26; Jason Fowler, 27; and Bernard Durbin, 21.

"We've got a lot of leads. They're probably still in the area," Doherty said. "This could be a bad one. Wayne Redenbaugh cannot be trusted in any way, shape, or form. We're going to be running dogs on scent for this case all night if we have to."
What is this thing?
I don`t care, just do it again.