Three Escape From Westminster Prison

By Michelle Jochim
Context Free Press Writer

Westminster, CO --- Three convicted felons, including an ex-mayor of a Pennsylvania city being held on relatively minor violations, made their way to freedom from police custody during a prison lockdown by displaying fake police identification to a reporter and then fleeing in an official vehicle bearing prison insignias, an FBI investigator revealed today.

The commandeered vehicle used in the escape has not been found.

Sheriff Andrew Marquis identified the escapees as Ramon Ivy, 25; Jacob Bryant, 27; and James Graham, 22.

"This is not going to happen again, you can bet on that," Marquis said. "This is a real unfortunate situation. Jacob Bryant has already shown he can commit violent crimes. When you've got a mixed group of escapees like this, you expect maybe they'll make a mistake, and if they do, we're going to be on top it."

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What is this thing?
I don`t care, just do it again.