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Four Escape From Rochester Federal Prison

By Dewey Roman
Context Free Press Writer

Rochester, KY --- Four prisoners forced their way out of police custody today by assembling one cell's items high enough to reach an elevated window and then fleeing under a hole in a chain link fence, investigators announced today.

Sheriff John Patrick said the escapees were Walter Edge, 22; Clarence Boxx, 25; Archie Gregg, 19; and Richard Dean, 24.

"We've got a lot of leads. They're probably still in the area," Patrick said. "In this escape you've got a guy who can be real trouble. Walter Edge is not the kind of person you want to have roaming the streets like this. I don't know why some people break out when they don't have much time left. It's kind of stupid, isn't it?"
What is this thing?
I don`t care, just do it again.